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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. This is something that some guys and work and I discussed a while back... someone has done it, and the results are fabulous!

What the Holy Hell??? Some number of years ago, I first stumbled across Chuck Palahniuk's short story Guts, in which he details a first hand experience of a guy who has his intestines sucked out of his ass in a swimming pool. Of all the Palahniuk stories I have ever read (or anything I have ever read for that matter) this is one of the top 3 stories that really had me twitchy. It appears, however, that this really does happen in real life. Sadly, a 6 year old girl died from it. The following story is from KETV in Omaha Nebraska  read more »

I haven't written a lot at all lately. Nothing for a good long while, as a matter of fact. Partly this is because there is nothing much going on in my life. My days consist of getting up, going to work, working, coming home, and going to bed... rinse, repeat.

On Thursday nights, I teach a 100 level Linux course at the local Community College. The one good thing is that this is not one of those adult education or seminar type classes, it's a "real" college course that is part of several degree programs. The job is fun, the students are good people, and I have not been paid yet, despite being there since the beginning of the semester, on 10 January.

Most of my free time at home has been tied up in photography. I've been working on a 356 Days project on Flickr, trying to do one self portrait a day for a full year. I usually end up doing 3 or 4 days at once and posting them all together though, just because that's how my life is. My last few involved alcohol, firearms and computer equipment. I have a feeling that this weekend will be similar. So with that in mind, I present to you, a classic drink that is sure to get your weekend off to a good start:

Go Fuck Yourself

Mix in glass one part each of:
Rumplemintz (peppermint schnapps)
Jagermeister
Goldschlager (cinnamon schnapps)
Bacardi 151 Rum
Yukon Jack whiskey (or similar proof wiskey)

Drink straight, after shaking in a shaker with ice. The first one will taste like a bag of burnt assholes with a minty finish. The ones following that will taste like water. 4 of these, and you should be stumbling drunk in no time!

Drink responsibly, and have a ball!

The clip below is from an episode of Trading Spouses (I think... either that or Wife Swap). All I can say is Holy Crap! I knew that people could get like this, that ignorance can lead to some jaw dropping things, but I've never seen anything like this before.

The sad thing is, her husband and kids are all sitting around excited that she is coming home. They have gifts in hand and are prepared to welcome her home with all their love. Then you get to see their smiles turn into horrified looks of shock as she immediately starts screaming at everyone about being tainted with darkness and all this other typical overzealous religious drivel. Click the Read More link to see the video and Marguerite Perrin in all her Glory.  read more »

I came across this little bit of animated joy today while reading some forums I frequent. This video is just simply amazing. From the poorly rendered 70's style animation to the bad acting and sound effects to the overall message, this video is just priceless in its absurdity.

I do not know if it is real or not, or more specifically, I dont know that this is a true representation of the Mormon faith, but it made me laugh out loud, and then stare in mute amazement and left me with the inability to actually create a coherent sentence. Read the rest of this to see the video.  read more »

What can I say? This is priceless!! Mr. T says that if you dont quit that jibba jabba you are gonna meat his friend PAIN!!!

Indeed TSIA. The internet is a vast and wonderful playground.

A friend at work was telling me this morning about some pr0n that a friend of his had sent over the weekend of some guy ramming his tool into the girl's face until she puked all over his member. I KNEW I had not seen it all, not yet at least!

And WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH ENGLAND? I mean you, who visited this site from Stevenage, Norfolk. Really. Do you REALLY have such a perverse masturbatory need that can only be filled by Top Gear Slash Fiction? Yes, that's right. Top Gear, as in the car show on BBC, Slash Fiction, as in weird sex pairings in fiction (hello Harry and Professor Snape). Really. Do you Really Really REALLY need to read about gear heads getting it on over the frame of the Ariel Atom?  read more »

I needed something a little lighter today after having such a rough couple days... so I took a Star Wars personality test...

I am Boba Fett... Not sure how I feel about that, other than the fact that Boba Fett is kick ass cool...

Interesting to me how the pictures don't always load. But they are all being pulled from the site that had the profile thing, so what can ya say really?

I was in the Bahamas last night. I was there with a bunch of geeks for some sort of get together. The air was still and warm, the light ocean breeze carried with it a hit of salt and the candles that lit everywhere we went gave a soft, warm glow.  read more »